(Source: chrull, via thefrogman)
if i lay here
if i just lay here
yep im just laying here
not gonna stop laying here
(via laughcentre)
(Source: hellyeahvideogamemusic, via yelyahwilliams)
I remember on my 4th grade field trip my class was standing on a hill and my teacher said “lets roll out” and I was like oh ok so I stared rolling down the hill and I had to hold my teachers hand for the rest of the day
(via laughcentre)
Turns litmus paper blue
(Source: grindlebone, via laughcentre)
(Source: forever90s, via laughcentre)
Ugh, I hate it when people say “Fuck the police”.
Don’t just fuck the police.
Take the police out on a couple dates. Take the police to the movies or a nice stroll in the park. Feed the police some delicious fondue. Make the police fall in love with you. Then, fuck the police. And then out of nowhere, stop taking calls from the police. Ignore the police. Make the police miss you. Make the police cry.
(Source: parjars, via laughcentre)
